If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied...

Trade secrets

No freedom is absolute.

Terroristic threats

What was your most memorable combat mission during the Vietnam War?

Conspiracy

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Do you think cheating is that bad?

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Threats of violence

Libtards argue Obama deported more people than Trump, but if that were true why weren't they comparing Obama to Idi Amin?

Insurrection

Child pornography

Revenge porn

What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?

And much, much more.

Perjury

Revealing classified information

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

False advertising